My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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