remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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