She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
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He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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