Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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