I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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