They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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