It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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