Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
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Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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