Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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