Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i may or may not be watching the land before time
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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