some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
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Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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