We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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