uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i think my mom watched the whole time
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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