No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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