I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I'm just crazy horny about you
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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