One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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