Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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