We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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