arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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