I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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