Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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