cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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