Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I had to cum in my sink.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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