did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
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No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
A+ Viking dick
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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