are you still at the devil's house?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
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I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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