You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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