we have officially mastered the walk of shame
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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