Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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