he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
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He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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