upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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