so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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