we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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