Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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