Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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