Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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