At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
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i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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