I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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