I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
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I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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