i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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