I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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