Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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