I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
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He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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