i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Randomize