Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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