ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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