i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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