Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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