Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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