ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
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Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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