Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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